Or otherwise titled: "Mind like an attic, flat like a pig sty"
Poor John, he sort've puts up with it under protest and has learnt to ignore the eyeballs in brandy glasses on the coffee table on the basis that Sherlock DOES let him share the jelly babies.
Dr.John Watson is a Dollstown Hue/B&G hybrid.
*edited to add* If you can pull all of the fanon/canon symbolism out of that little lot, you win the internet!
Thank you When I set up shots like this I do try to stuff in as much as possible, even if it doesn't end up in the shot, I know it's there and I think that helps